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the-absolute-funniest-posts: bamfy: God bless the poor fool that actually responds with “Never mind you’re not in a good mood.” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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  • Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
  • Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
  • Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
  • School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
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  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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